Nowhere really fucking fast.

May 29

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

May 12

Hello, 2:30am.

Hello, 2:30am.

May 09

beginningthebeguine:

Errrr…yeah.

Nope, I thought the same thing when I watched it a couple weeks ago.

beginningthebeguine:

Errrr…yeah.

Nope, I thought the same thing when I watched it a couple weeks ago.

May 06

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

Pretty sure Bill Murray started that already.

(via iforgetalready)

Have.

Have.

(Source: takeastepbackandlove, via juiceboxfox)

Apr 29

Just spent a good amount of time watching a .gif of a silhouette person shooting themselves in the head.

Not really sure where I’m going with this. It’s not been a good night.

Apr 19

girls-in-underwear:

(by Jacek Lagowski)

girls-in-underwear:

(by Jacek Lagowski)

Apr 18

goldengatefridge:

have you ever seen someone so cute you didn’t even know what to do with yourself like you’re so overwhelmed by how attractive they are that you don’t know how to react and it’s like how even

Too often in my theater building.

(via 10000bc)

Apr 16

I’m not jealous because my ex has a new girlfriend

I’m jealous because yet another one of my friends has found someone wonderful and I’m still stuck playing Lego Harry Potter by myself. It’s like middle school all over again.

Apr 11

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

Apr 01

World’s only known complete ball-and-chain

World’s only known complete ball-and-chain

psychofactz:

http://www.psychofactz.com/

psychofactz:

http://www.psychofactz.com/

Mar 26

Damn, Charlie Chaplin. Damn.

Damn, Charlie Chaplin. Damn.

Mar 25

I have to surrender my cat to a shelter.

FML. :(