February 2012
97 posts
Just tried the saltine challenge; failed horribly....
am now covered in crumbs, and so is my floor, and my friend Zach.
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via stuckinlabyrinth)
Anonymous asked: w8t so u have long hair or short hair ? cuz u look pretty hot with long hair :))
"2, 4, 6, 8, heard you like to fornicate"
“1, 2, 3, 4, drop your pants down to the floor”
Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?bonafiedlovin69 then sign up as ''bonafiedlovin69'' and view premium inbox
Friend: Alas! Well cover your other bases - drinking water & laughing & orgasms are very very good medicine too. Seriously, if I have a migraine I jerk off, it usually helps.
Me: .. thanks Doc
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In the Disney version of The Little Mermaid, Ariel and her sassy crab friend, Sebastian, overcome the wicked sea witch, and Ariel swims off to marry the man of her dreams. In the original tale, however, the mermaid’s fins-for-feet exchange comes at a price—namely, that every step on her new legs causes her excruciating pain. And that’s not even the worst part- in the end, the...
Everyone was so busy talking about Whitney...
… that nobody noticed that David Kelly (The dude that played Grandpa Joe in Tim Burton’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) died. :(
NO!! IS HE DEAD? MY CHILDHOOD HERO - IT’S BLOODY WHITNEY HOUSTON’S FAULT I DID NOT KNOW THIS!
RIP DK
ITS VALENTINES DAY SO ASK ME AWKWARD QUESTIONS....
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like?
2. What was your worst Valentines Day?
3. Do you have a crush?
4. Who is your crush?
5. Are you a virgin?
6. What do you think of Valentine's Day?
7. Who is your Valentine?
8. Have you ever asked anyone out?
9. Who is your celebrity crush?
10. Has anyone ever asked you out and you turned them down?
11. Do you think anyone has a crush on you right now?
12. What is your favorite thing to do on Valentine's Day?
13. What's the best Valentine's Day that you've had so far?
14. What's your idea of a perfect date?
15. How do you know when you're in love?
16. Have you ever loved someone on a romantic level?
17. Do you prefer more or less clingy relationships?
18. Do you feel like you're loved on an everyday basis?
19. Are you usually the first person to make a move?
20. Have you ever asked someone out and they turned you down?
21. Do you feel like you're the dumpee or dumper most of the time?
22. What's your "type"?
23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?
24. Are you a hopeless romantic?
25. Do you think that you're a good kisser?
26. What's the farthest that you've ever gone?
27. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
28. Have you ever been someone's secret admirer?
29. Do you have romantic fantasies? If so, what are they like and who is in them?
30. What's something that always turns you on?
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It’s awkward when you find out the guy you wanted to bang in highschool is dating your older brother’s ex-highschool sweetheart, and she’s younger than you.
It's going to be that kind of day..
Me: Pretty sure my version of valentine's dinner-date is taking myself to mcdonald's drive-thru. It's gonna be awesome. I might even buy myself 2 apple pies. Classyyy
Friend: Hahahaha. I'm probably gonna eat ramen, if that makes you feel any better
Me: We should skype and have dinner together x)
Friend: I can't skype :(
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Anonymous asked: will you post a picture of yourself?
jasmine-lei asked: Where is the first place you would travel if you had the money?
lezgypsies asked: how do you like your tea?
littlemissplainjane asked: What is it that attracts you most to a person, and what repels you the most in a person?
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